April 17, 2005
I'm sure heterosexuals find it as important as homosexuals to recognize the secret signs that tip one off to a fellow heterosexual. As a public service here are just a few.
- Beige or oxblood shoes with a blue or black suit. Proven in tests to be 90.26% accurate in confirming the heterosexuality of the wearer.
- White gym socks worn with the same suit raises the accuracy of heterosexuality indication to 99.984%.
Posted by Leigh Witchel at April 17, 2005 8:19 PM
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